So, who knows the most about you? While the dimwitted population of the earth might consider themselves the most knowledgeable, here at Hot Feed, we are teach entire universities all about you.
1. Your Number
Pick a number. Make sure it isn't a fraction or a decimal, because we know that you suck at math. Now multiply it by two. Add ten to the product of the previous equation. For those who cannot add up to more than two digit numbers, ten is two fives. Remember that two that you multiplied your original number by? Forget about it, now just divide by two, turns out you didn't need it. Now, you should subtract your original number from the number you now have. If you don't have the number five then you failed math for your whole life, and must re-learn it.
2. Your Number
Pick a number. Make sure it isn't a fraction or a decimal, because we know that you suck at math. Now multiply it by three. Add six to the product of the previous equation. For those who cannot add up to more than the number five, six is two threes. Remember that three that you multiplied your original number by? Forget about it, now just divide by three, turns out you didn't need it. Now, you should subtract your original number from the number you now have. If you don't have the number two then you failed math for your whole life, and must re-learn it.
3. Your Number
Pick a number. Make sure it isn't a fraction or a decimal, because we know that you suck at math. Now multiply it by eight. Add six to the product of the previous equation. For those who cannot add up to more than the number five, six is two threes. Remember that three that you multiplied your original number by? Forget about it, now just divide by eight, turns out you didn't need it. Now, you should subtract your original number from the number you now have. This actually wasn't a trick at all, and if you followed these steps, then I have just taught you that you trust people too easily.
4. Your Past Lives
As it turns out we have all lived more than once. Some of us have lived up to three hundred times. I will tell you about your past lives. Pick a number. Make sure it isn't a fraction or a decimal, because we know that you suck at math. Now multiply it by two. Add ten to the product of the previous equation. For those who cannot add up to more than two digit numbers, ten is two fives. Remember that two that you multiplied your original number by? Forget about it, now just divide by two, turns out you didn't need it. Now, you should subtract your original number from the number you now have. The following results tell you about your previous lives. 1- Tame 2- Adventurous 3- Depressing 4- Lovely 5- Great 6- Sad 7- Painful 8- Eventful 9- Prominent 10- Adjective.
5. Your Mood
As it turns out, you are actually a human. Any cyborg would have short circuited by now with the overflux of information. Most humans have emotion, including you. I can determine your mood by a simple trick. Pick a number. Make sure it isn't a fraction or a decimal, because we know that you suck at math. Now multiply it by three. Add six to the product of the previous equation. For those who cannot add up to more than the number five, six is two threes. Remember that three that you multiplied your original number by? Forget about it, now just divide by three, turns out you didn't need it. Now, you should subtract your original number from the number you now have. If you got the number one, then you are happy. If you got the number two, then you are confused. If you got the number three then you are sad.
So there you go, you just learned 5 new things about yourself. Remember, it's your body, your choice.