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Welcome to Everneth!

Everneth is a server with one vision. Grow a core community of friends playing Vanilla Survival Minecraft and become one of the largest whitelisted communities in the world. Most of us came here from other servers due to critical issues with the management of the community and part of the foundation of Everneth seeks to correct these issues to become a growth-driven server with streamlined staffing, autonomous decision making, and actively encourage community engagement.
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Steam Sunday is a weekly event that ventures outside the realm of Minecraft, and into the wonderful world of Steam Games. Featuring several multiplayer experiences, we take the opportunity to play various in both competitive and co-operative playstyles.
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We bring you the hottest news, every week.

  1. What's new in this club
  2. So, who knows the most about you? While the dimwitted population of the earth might consider themselves the most knowledgeable, here at Hot Feed, we are teach entire universities all about you. 1. Your Number Pick a number. Make sure it isn't a fraction or a decimal, because we know that you suck at math. Now multiply it by two. Add ten to the product of the previous equation. For those who cannot add up to more than two digit numbers, ten is two fives. Remember that two that you multiplied your original number by? Forget about it, now just divide by two, turns out you didn't need it. Now, you should subtract your original number from the number you now have. If you don't have the number five then you failed math for your whole life, and must re-learn it. 2. Your Number Pick a number. Make sure it isn't a fraction or a decimal, because we know that you suck at math. Now multiply it by three. Add six to the product of the previous equation. For those who cannot add up to more than the number five, six is two threes. Remember that three that you multiplied your original number by? Forget about it, now just divide by three, turns out you didn't need it. Now, you should subtract your original number from the number you now have. If you don't have the number two then you failed math for your whole life, and must re-learn it. 3. Your Number Pick a number. Make sure it isn't a fraction or a decimal, because we know that you suck at math. Now multiply it by eight. Add six to the product of the previous equation. For those who cannot add up to more than the number five, six is two threes. Remember that three that you multiplied your original number by? Forget about it, now just divide by eight, turns out you didn't need it. Now, you should subtract your original number from the number you now have. This actually wasn't a trick at all, and if you followed these steps, then I have just taught you that you trust people too easily. 4. Your Past Lives As it turns out we have all lived more than once. Some of us have lived up to three hundred times. I will tell you about your past lives. Pick a number. Make sure it isn't a fraction or a decimal, because we know that you suck at math. Now multiply it by two. Add ten to the product of the previous equation. For those who cannot add up to more than two digit numbers, ten is two fives. Remember that two that you multiplied your original number by? Forget about it, now just divide by two, turns out you didn't need it. Now, you should subtract your original number from the number you now have. The following results tell you about your previous lives. 1- Tame 2- Adventurous 3- Depressing 4- Lovely 5- Great 6- Sad 7- Painful 8- Eventful 9- Prominent 10- Adjective. 5. Your Mood As it turns out, you are actually a human. Any cyborg would have short circuited by now with the overflux of information. Most humans have emotion, including you. I can determine your mood by a simple trick. Pick a number. Make sure it isn't a fraction or a decimal, because we know that you suck at math. Now multiply it by three. Add six to the product of the previous equation. For those who cannot add up to more than the number five, six is two threes. Remember that three that you multiplied your original number by? Forget about it, now just divide by three, turns out you didn't need it. Now, you should subtract your original number from the number you now have. If you got the number one, then you are happy. If you got the number two, then you are confused. If you got the number three then you are sad. So there you go, you just learned 5 new things about yourself. Remember, it's your body, your choice.
  3. Server Hacked

    So, as many of you know, the server has indeed been hacked. We are still trying to confirm the origin of these hack viruses, but we here at Hot Feed are within the loop. In fact, we are so in the loop, that we are the loop. We are so in the loop, that we got an exclusive interview with lopp, the inventor of the loop, but unfortunately someone hacked virus malawared his Nokia. So, we tried reaching out to resident paint sniffer*, rolo. . As you can tell, our dear rolo is being rather evasive with this question. So, we got suspicious. We investigated further, reaching out to an undisclosed source, who is nearly just as in the loop as lopp. This is what they had to say. And there we had it. We finally got a good lead on this whole case. If you wish to find out who hack virus malaware infected the server and reset it, you can tune in next week for more Hot News. (We here at Hot Feed do not endorse paint sniffing.)
  4. A question that has come up countless times, one that has never truly been answered. That is, until now. Are my parents cyborg humans, planted in my life to record the daily life of a human? Well, here at HotFeed, we have finally come up with a decisive test to figure out whether your folks are who they say they are. The first test is simple. While you may have seen your 'parents' swim, one might assume the lack of short circuiting means they are human. Wrong. Cyborgs are water resistant. So, you'll need a more volatile liquid to douse them with. Fill up a bucket with Mist Twist soda. If you cannot find Mist Twist, diluted Sprite will work. When your robo-parents aren't paying attention, pour the Mist Piss all over them. If they start acting erratically, you have yourself a cyborg. Test number two. Pour 32 table spoons of sodium chloride into their coffee. Cyborgs are deathly allergic to electrolytes, as they short circuit their systems. If they don't die, then you've got yourself some authentic guardians. Test number three. Everyone knows parents hate their children getting hurt. So, what you'll do is throw yourself down your stairs in front of them. If their arms extend and catch you, then you got yourself some phony procreators. We here at HotFeed do not take any responsibility in the destruction of your synthetic parents.
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